Serious crime continues to drop, but...

The FBI says that while serious crime has been decreasing over the past several years, there has been a surge in humorous crime.

Among the humorous crimes listed by the FBI:

Bad delivery
Forgetting the punch line
Weird dialects
Old jokes
Bad puns
Limericks that don't rhyme
Poorly drawn cartoons
Sick jokes
Jokes based on race, gender, etc.
Lawyer jokes that aren't mean enough
Parodies that run on forever

And this item.